Watch your mouth
  Oh, oh, oh
  Because your speech is slurred enough
  That you just might swallow your tongue
  I'm sure you'd want, want to give up the ghost
  With just a little more poise than that

  Or was it God who chokes
  In these situations, running late?
  No, no, he called in
  Or was it God who chokes
  In these situations, running late?
  No, no, he called in

  The hospice is
  A relaxing weekend getaway
  Where you're a cut above all the rest
  Sick and sad patients
  On first name basis with all the top physicians

  Prescribed pills
  To offset the shakes
  To offset the pills
  You know you should take
  It a day at a time

  That's when you stu-stu-stutter something profound
  To the support on the line
  And with the way you've been talking
  Every word gets you a step closer to hell

  That's when you stu-stu-stutter something profound
  To the support on the line
  And with the way you've been talking
  Every word gets you a step closer to hell

  Prescribed pills
  To offset the shakes
  To offset the pills
  You know you should take
  It a day at a time

  Prescribed pills
  To offset the shakes
  To offset the pills
  You know you should take
  It a day at a time

  I am
  Alone in this bed, house, and head
  And she never fixes this
  But at least she...

  I am
  Alone, in this bedroom
  She never fixes this
  But at least she...

  Prescribed pills
  To offset the shakes
  To offset the pills
  You know you should take
  It a day at a time

  Prescribed pills
  To offset the shakes
  To offset the pills
  You know you should take
  It a day at a time

  The hospice is
  A relaxing weekend getaway
  Where you're a cut above all the rest
  Sick and sad patients
  On first name basis with all the top physicians